oh, sure, when SPIDERMAN leaps from rooftop to rooftop, performing death-defying extreme parkour stunts as he swings through the city, he’s “a hero” and “protecting the city”, but when i do it i’m “illegally trespassing on private property” and “a menace to society”, THAT’S how it is, huh,
peter parker said this in civilian clothing
you have thanos on the receiving end of a Bullying PSA
you have thanos in a choppa choppa they called “thanos copter” cause why Not
you have thanos being a Fucking Klutz and spiderman saying the dumbest shit
in the end, the bullied kid defeats his bully as this comic is a fucking pop music video apparently (where was this fucking kid in infinity war)
and Thanos gets arrested by the new york city police department i’m-
this comic reads like a high tier shitpost and im Living for it
If I don’t see the Thanoscopter in the next Avengers movie I’m going to lose my shit.
Make it happen, Marvel.
I’m looking at you @markruffalo to push this on Feige. I know filming is nearly completed but you need to make them rewrite every Thanos entrance scene and have him show up in the Thanoscopter.
It’s in the Lego Avengers movie.
Nice.
this is so fucking funny like if u want ur drink earlier then come earlier dumb ass
that would be the smart thing to do instead of insulting starbucks on twitter cause someone ordered a caramel frappe and u got all in ur feels about it
That’s a cheaper drink, too. ‘Hey company, you should prioritize me because I spend less money at your establishment and feel superior to customers who order what your company is most known for’ Not likely to make much headway
But you’d think first maybe they’d be like ‘hey the workers are overtaxed and there should be another worker to take the strain off and make it go faster’, first, too.
If there’s only one barista, who’s running the express line?
Also, there kind of is an ‘express’ lane? It’s available to nice regular customers.
Genuinely. I learn the baristas’ names (they’ve all got name tags, it’s not hard), smile, if there’s no queue and they’re not super busy I’ll ask about how they’re doing, compliment the coffees (”Yeeeeah Eliza makes awesome lattes!”), and the only complaint I’ve ever made was: “Hey, er, there’s no caramel syrup in this.” “Oh! I’ll make you a new one.” “Can you just put the syrup in the top?” “That’s not how we make it. It’ll taste different.” “Babe it’s coffee I don’t care.”
If the person on the bar doesn’t have a line of drinks to make, mine starts getting made the second I walk in. If there’s a queue because there’s one person at the counter who hasn’t decided what they want, I get handed my coffee before I even ask for it. They’ve purposefully gone through the cups to get me a ‘winner’. They’ve given me a month’s worth of ‘free coffee’ vouchers, meant for their 100th customer of the year but the 8 people in before me weren’t polite. There was even one specific barista who charged me for small lattes, whilst making me large caramel lattes because she was proving her point that their chain were nicer than a competing chain.
Just be nice, and you’ll have less stuff to complain about. People generally want to help, don’t give them a reason not to.
Another note, Starbucks has an app that you can use to preorder your drink and come pick it up, it’ll be already done and waiting for you when you walk in the door. THAT is the express lane, and if dipshit chose to stand in a 45 minute line for his 4 dollar half coffee half ice he’s not just wrong, he’s stupid.
Ok but what the hell does this guy mean by ‘professional’ customer Is yelling at Starbucks baristas their day job or smth?
Headcanon that Vinda loved her Beauxbaton’s hat so much that she refused to wear a hat in any different shape for the rest of her life
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tonydaily’s 2k celebration: willa’s favorite Spiderman: Homecoming scene
(aka the moment the whole theater went oh SHIT)
